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I look like the typical male that would be looking for sex with strangers on the internet, whilst bemoaning their desperation to all that may be willing to listen - I'm not particularly attractive [though I perhaps am a few notches above a Arbus subject]. I'm shorter than average [5'6"] and if you were to judge me based on my physique it would look like I were about to give birth to a litter of puppies at any minute [probably mostly just from being a junior in training; I have no cottage cheese-inflated beanbag arms -- at least not yet, but I'm working on it].
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If you've somehow made it this far without flagging this post then we're on the right track. Or at least some common ground between us -- I know, I'm getting picky, and that's why I haven't gotten laid in years. Other that I don't really care if you're huffing VCR Headcleaner when I come to your place [or you to mine, or wherever we meet, etc. We all have our vices that get us through the day. Though I'm a little skittish about, and meth. A Friends-with-Benefits situation would be nice, though it is not even necessary I guess.
We'll see where it goes from there. And as annoyingly picky as I am -- age is absolutely not a factor with me.
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